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Useless pun alert!

A court has heard of how a man broke into Madonna‘s London home, rifled through her bed clothes and stole a can of Red Bull from the kitchen – aiming high there Mr. Matlock. He was discovered by Nathan Rissman, a film director no-one is pretending they’ve heard of. But wait – MORE INTERESTING SCENARIO ALERT – what if he was found by Madonna herself?

Amazing. (The last five seconds, mind. The rest of the song meanders along without use or purpose and is really quite dull, but you get the point.)

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