Can someone do at least one of the following things please:
1. Tell Sophie that if Album Number Five is not as good as the length of time we spend waiting for it then she shouldn’t bother.
2. Tell Sophie everything above and also mention that Make A Scene was largely not worth it.
3. Tell Sophie to work with Metronomy again, but for more than one brilliant track this time.
4. Tell Sophie that hearing her sing about dancing in clubs and making scenes is about as convincing as Beyonce’s writing credits.
5. Tell Richard how to use a condom. For the love of God.