And very watchable it was too. (Yes, this has nothing to do with music or toast. Yet. Hold your horses.) But as the theme tune blared on I couldn’t help but think that as good as Dance Of The Knights is, the Young Apprentice series needs a change. It needs to differentiate itself as the more youthful, hipper version of The Apprentice. It needs a hipper, more youthful use of Dance Of The Knights. What it needs, is this:
And no I don’t give a rat’s arse about how old it is. Sia clearly foresaw the coming of both The Apprentice and the spin-off it would spawn, and wrote a fantastic song for the cause eleven years in advance. It might even be from the point of view of dear old Alan himself, waiting for his tiny contestants at the boardroom after the inevitable “go out and buy these pointless items for cheaper than shopkeepers can afford to sell them” task.
Either way, this was all just a very tenuous way for to me bang on about how good Taken For Granted is. Shocked? I’m judging you if you are.